a) My finger injury is now included as an example of a workstation related injury in University training courses. The instructor seemed quite embarrassed to have the vitim there.
b) I was the only person to get 20/20 on the post-training questionnaire. As the person who assessed my workstation only got 18 right I think I should demand a recount.
My boss has gone home sick, along with a suprising number of other staff. I may sit and read a book for the rest of the afternoon.